When you see a headline like this…
…you totally assume the Prince in question is His Royal Badness. Sadly, no. Some Etruscan dude who sparked some revolt that lead to the founding of some republic. Or something. The Purple One’s lair under the Metrodome is still the Midwest’s best-kept secret.
Chris Cocca 
Mall of America Field.
Get it right ;)
Oh, so the Metrodome is no longer a crater?
Oh no, its still the biggest eyesore in North America. Just has a different moniker.
And they went with “Mall of America Field?” That is ungodly depressing.
At least the name now reflects the building’s atmosphere…
Also, I’m not sure I can live in a world where Cocca is married. That beard? The comic book obsession? The fact that he wrote a full post on baseball facial hair?
That guy is MARRIED?!
…
Sellout.