Quite a few questions rolled into the site today via my insistence that search query terms that bring people to my blog are just like emails to Craig Ferguson. To the issues at hand:
“Who Wrote ‘Don’t Cry’ Axl or Izzy?”
Cocca says? Both. Also give some credit to writer and GNR friend Del James. As you should know from your collection of Guns N’ Roses videos on VHS, James wrote the short story “Without You,” from which the Don’t Cry-Estranged-November Rain trilogy drew inspiration. And now, a question for you: Does Shannon Hoon sing on the “Don’t Cry” track(s)? Yes, yes he does.
“New Hess diner patio Allentown PA”
Not that I’m aware of. And I’d like to think this is something I’d be aware of.
“Names of shuttles in the space race.”
My blog is known for commentary on GNR, Hess’s, and the Space Race. Win. As usual, Wikipedia has the answers, but I’m going to name some from the top of my head:
Enterprise (prototype, I think)
Got ’em all? Wiki says: yep.
“Yuri Gagarin Shuttle Name?”
He didn’t use a shuttle (the US pioneered that in the late 70s/early 80s). I want to say his craft was called Volstok (but that would make me wrong: the craft, and the the rocket system he launched with, and the whole human-space-flight program itself, was called Vostok, which translates to East. Ominous, right?)
“2011 Baseball Beard”
I got this. Remember the other day when the owner of the Mets publicly ran down his best players? As a Phillies fan, I loved this. As a person, I felt kind of bad, especially for David “He’s A Good Kid” Wright. Wright’s response was pretty classy. And never again will you hear me say nice things about David Wright. But I do have a solution to the whole ownership-talent divide. The Mets should sign me. I’m good for morale, I have a great baseball beard, and I look good in blue. Also, I couldn’t possibly make that team any worse. On the business side, I’ll do all the PR. I can do live tweets from the bench, expertly manage talent-owner relations because of my professional disinterest in both parties, and introduce a plethora of mid-inning shenanigans to delight the Queens faithful at Citi Field. I’ll also ban the selling of any Mets player merch not related to Richie Ashburn or Tug McGraw. Player ego issues solved. Just let me take BP and sit with Cliff Lee when the Phils come to town. Listen, Mets office. I’m ready when you are.
- Mets find not all investments pay off the same (boston.com)
- NASA Rejoins Space Race With Manned Deep Space Craft (science.slashdot.org)
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The last point cracked me up to no end.
PS, congratulations on winning that double-header last night. Too bad it only counts for one game… And as a diehard Cardinals fan, thanks for doing it against Cincy.