An Open Letter to Apple

Dear Apple,

I love you.  And I love the Beatles exactly as much as I’m supposed to (that is, you know, a lot).  Congratulations on settling your differences, but this is hardly “A day I’ll never forget.”  When you promise earth-shattering things, I’m expecting some new paradigm shifting device.  Or moon colonization.  Not Rubber Soul, great as it is.

–  Earth