Open Letters to the Radio

Dear Civil Twilight,

It’s a shame about your name.

Dear David Byrne,

You really, really do sound like Robin Williams.  That’s not a critique.  Just an observation.  Sort of like how somewhere in my mind, Tom Hanks and Billy Joel are the same person.  I don’t think that’s just because of “My Life”s role as “theme from  Bosom Buddies.”  You never did any work for Mork & Mindy, did you?

Isn’t it strange that Mork & Mindy was a spinoff of Happy Days?  Did you know that the guy who wrote the “Happy Days” theme song (not “Rock Around The Clock”) also wrote “Killing Me Softly” and that he wrote it about Don McLean?  Sort of brings everything into focus.

Dear Gorgeous Sixties Love Song,

You know who you are.  Please stop.

Dear Freebird,

I want to apologize for getting out of the car before you were done this morning.  I was in a hurry and wasn’t thinking.  You deserve better.  I can be better.

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